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I could beat you in a fight easily
because I'm fat.
You'd have to aim for my head,
because my body is padded by 6
inches of tactical karate fat while I
can strike you anywhere and hit
vital organs due to your total lack
of absorption you'll just die.
Thanks to the extra 150 of
armor I carry around, my I'm lifting
24/7. I won't even need to punch
you I can literally just sprint at you
and trample you to death like a
bison.
Your girlfriend knows this and sees
my fatness as a virtue and a